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Funny Relationship Questions

To keep the humor in your relationship and get you and your partner closer together, asking a series of funny relationship questions could be the precursor to an exciting and hilarious date night. Not every one of these questions is funny right from the start — but the answers you’ll get will usually elicit grins and laughs from both members of the pair.

Here’s a good list of funny relationship questions meant to give you insight into your partner as well as get the two of you giggling and in a good mood.

Ask these questions of each other, one at a time, over a snack before a date, or over drinks after a meal.

Questions About the Future

Will you still love me when I’m old and saggy?

Who do you think will be the first person to go senile?

How many bad little bastards do you want to have running around the house?

Hypothetical Questions

If you could go anywhere in the world for vacation, where would you go?

If you had to give yourself a nickname, what would it be?

If you had to give me a different name, what would it be?

If you made more money than your spouse, would you want your spouse to stay home with the kids?

If you were stranded on an island and could only bring one movie with you, what would it be?

What would you do if you found out you only had one day left to live?

Silly Questions

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Funny Questions to Ask a Boy

Do you have any scars?

Do you buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

What is the best dish that you can cook?

Have you ever lied to me?

What’s one thing that very few people know about you?

Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

Have you ever been arrested?

Do you have any hidden talents?

What’s the worst lie you ever told?

What do you call your breasts?

Do you have anything hidden in your purse?

Naughty Questions for Couples

What’s a food item you would want to bring into the bedroom?

Tell me about a crazy sexual adventure you’ve had.

Do you like sex toys?

What celebrity turns you on?

What’s your favorite album to play during sex?

Random Questions

What is the worst thing you ever forgot to do?

Why do birds fly instead of walk?

When is the last time you fell off a bar-stool?

Can you hold your eyes open when you sneeze?

What do you think a funny question should be about?

Do you read when you are in the bathroom?

Why are marshmallows soft and white?

Who invented the balloons we blow up on birthdays?

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